as it is, i will just tell you straight up: i'm yell-talking at you and making lots of extreme hand gestures.
first, watch these:
one time, i went repelling off a mountain in montana with jannaya. she got her bangs caught in a carabiner on the way down and just kind of hung up there for a while until they cut them off. and that's probably the closest i've ever come to doing anything like this.
so i was thinking: let's all of us climb a mountain and jump off?
check with your loved ones and get back to me.